Uhmm…yuck.

Really now?

I always have and always will love candy, which is why it should go without saying (but I’m gonna say it anyway) that I love Halloween. And while I admit to eating some pretty nasty candy as a kid (mostly that sticky, syrupy goop that came in a squeeze tube) I have never, at any point in time, been interested in eating anything that resembled in taste, color or texture, a booger. So why— I ask myself— why oh why, was this candy pictured here ever created? The answer is because kids these days are gross. Nasty little booger eating buggers if you ask me.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a bag of candy corn to get back to.

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